📦 Batch Cooking

Cook once on Sunday. Eat keto all week. Every recipe includes storage, reheating, and serving suggestions for each day.

Strict Keto Makes 4 portions

Buttered Cabbage with Bacon

The only way to make cabbage exciting. Butter and bacon make everything better.

3.5g
carbs
£0.39
portion
15m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 4 portions

Cauliflower Mash

The keto mash. Get the water out properly and it's genuinely good, not just a sad compromise.

4.6g
carbs
£0.40
portion
15m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 2 portions

Sausage Egg McMuffin — Keto Style

Use a sausage patty as the "muffin". Egg and cheese in the middle. Better than the drive-through.

0.9g
carbs
£1.51
portion
15m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 3 portions

Chicken Thighs with Creamy Mushroom Sauce

Crispy thighs swimming in a creamy garlic mushroom sauce. Weeknight luxury.

2.2g
carbs
£1.06
portion
30m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 4 portions

Chinese Five Spice Pork Mince

Sweet, fragrant, savoury. Tastes like something from a proper Chinese restaurant.

1.7g
carbs
£0.91
portion
17m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 4 portions

Chicken Thigh and Olive Tray Bake

Mediterranean in spirit. Olives, lemon, garlic. The kind of thing you eat on holiday and wonder why you don't cook it at home.

2.3g
carbs
£0.79
portion
50m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 4 portions

Nduja Chicken Thighs

Nduja melts into the cooking juices and creates a spicy, porky sauce with zero effort.

1.0g
carbs
£0.82
portion
40m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 4 portions

Chicken and Bacon Cream Cheese Bake

Mix everything in one dish, bake it, done. This is the recipe that converts people to keto.

2.2g
carbs
£1.12
portion
40m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 5 portions

Pork Belly Slow Roast with Crackling

Three hours in the oven but five minutes of actual work. Crackling so good it'll make grown adults fight over it.

0.0g
carbs
£1.02
portion
185m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 6 portions

Slow Cooker Beef Brisket

Set it going before work. Come home to melt-in-your-mouth brisket. The gravy makes itself.

5.9g
carbs
£1.56
portion
490m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 3 portions

Egg Fried Cauliflower Rice

The best cauliflower rice you'll make. The trick is getting the pan screaming hot.

5.4g
carbs
£0.48
portion
18m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 5 portions

Chicken Drumsticks in Spiced Butter

Batch of 10 drumsticks for about £2 total. Crispy skin, juicy inside, zero effort.

0.6g
carbs
£0.52
portion
45m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 6 portions

Coleslaw — Proper Full Fat

None of that watery low-fat stuff. Crunchy, creamy, and goes with literally everything on this site.

2.3g
carbs
£0.15
portion
10m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 3 portions

Asian Pork Mince Lettuce Wraps

Fifteen minutes from fridge to mouth. Crunchy, savoury, and the lime lifts everything.

3.4g
carbs
£1.29
portion
15m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 3 portions

Beef Stroganoff

Proper stroganoff with soured cream and mushrooms. Rich, fast, and only 4g carbs.

5.3g
carbs
£1.70
portion
25m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 6 portions

Bacon and Egg Muffin Cups

Batch of 12, fridge them, grab and go. Breakfast sorted for the week in 25 minutes.

1.5g
carbs
£0.60
portion
25m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 5 portions

Beef Chilli — No Beans, All Flavour

Proper chilli with actual spice. No kidney beans needed when the meat is this good.

6.4g
carbs
£1.40
portion
75m
total
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Strict Keto Makes 5 portions

Slow Cooker Pulled Pork

Chuck it in, forget about it, shred it later. Five portions of proper pulled pork for about £1 each.

1.4g
carbs
£0.96
portion
490m
total
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